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06:06 pm
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I'M SORRY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT
Hey ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) amei, I'M NOT MARRIED K?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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09:50 am
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THE THIRD WHEEL SCORED FREE FOOD YESTERDAY
Went out with Emily and Will yesterday for breakfast/pretzels and I scored meself some free food! Sweeeeeet!
For the record, Hans Cafe turned out to be not that bad. No, I'm really not that cheap - I had wrapping and cards already bought at home and yes, the scarf was in fact a part of a bigger present. Oh geez. Can you not think that I'm that cheap?!
Anyway, another update - I've been downgraded from being called "Jie Bet" to "Jie Butz" because the little brother got in trouble again for referring to me as a vagina even if the "Jie" part was in it.
And that's the update on my non-existant life so far.
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10:21 am
[Link] | IT APPEARS I HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER AN OBSCENELY HUGE ROCK THESE PAST FEW MONTHS
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08:41 pm
[Link] | Saw Hot Fuzz today. Was absolutely awesome.
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11:30 pm
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The Mother RETURNS
I was "watching" my Pride and Prejudice DVD today while working so that there'd be someone else in the house other than myself (pretending that I really do have a life). Then when I moved the computer room to type up some work when I hear my parents return and mother comment about how no one is watching the t.v. and isn't this all just a waste of electricity?
Of course, my little brother then runs into the computer room laughing saying how mother switched of the tv and wondered why it still wasn't off because "DVD" is quite clearly not in her vocabulary.
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07:06 pm
[Link] | I keep screwing up. And then I do something right. And then I screw up again. :(
I took form photos today. How embarassing.
Current Mood:  anxious
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09:51 pm
[Link] | Don't get me wrong. I love my job. Even with it's insane work hours. But when an irate parent yells down the phone at the head complaining about your "incompetency" because their crazy kid has gone home and embellished upon events in the class and mummy dearest misinterprets every damn word and works herself up into a fury, well...
bloody hell. I should have done commerce.
Current Mood:  disappointed
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10:03 pm
[Link] | I'm not dead... yet.
Current Mood:  tired
Current Music: Pete Murray - Opportunity
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01:46 am
[Link] | am in the airport, getting on my flight back from japan.
was pretty awesome and i ate too much pocky.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
Current Location: kansai airport
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10:05 am
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Attention! Attention!
I HAVE UPDATED MY JOURNAL WITH A MESSAGE ABOUT HAVING UPDATED MY JOURNAL
*two thumbs up at sebiv*
Current Mood:  thirsty
Current Music: Shania Twain - Any Man of Mine
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03:13 pm
[Link] | I have been watching too much Top Gear.
And it doesn't help that Alicia gave me all the episodes I'm missing.
OH NO. WHY HAVE I NO LIFE?!
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Jingle Bell Rock (about a month and a half too early)
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06:36 am
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CURSES!!!
I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME AND I MANAGED TO SUCCESSFULLY WASTE AN HOUR HITTING BUTTONS FOR RANDOM OBJECTIONS.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1400731.
I BLAME THIS HOUR OF FASCINATION/PROCRASTINATION ON amei.
ONE MORE WEEK LEFT. I SWEAR. ONE MORE WEEK AND I'M ALREADY STARTING TO CRACK. Did some vodka shots with Jacqui last night because Carol is starting to fray at the edges... ANDOMGWHYISTHERESTILLONEMOREWEEK?!
*points at everyone*
YOU HAD ALL BETTER BE FREE NEXT WEEK WHEN I DO THE REAL VODKAVODKA SHOTS AND WEEP AT THE ELEVEN WEEKS OF HELL THAT HAS BEEN THIS PRAC. HOPEFULLY BY THEN I SHALL STOP TYPING IN CAPS.
Current Mood:  incredibly depressed
Current Music: James Morrisson - YOOUUUU GIVE MEEEEE ... SOMETHINNGGG
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01:33 pm
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OF ALL THINGS...
WHY DO I HAVE KARMA CHAMELEON STUCK IN MY HEAD?!
Current Mood:  frustrated
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03:43 am
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07:29 am
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TABOO
So the tribe was playing Taboo where it was the parents vs. the kids. Mind you, the parents had double the time because they'd never played before but they seemed to enjoy it and were getting quite excited. My father was the dude making up clues and the other parents had to guess the word with my cousin and myself looking over my father's shoulder -
Dad: Ohhh~~ this one easy! You go up the stairs and there's a small level to store things
Uncle: Ahh yah! Attic Attic! I know, attic!
Dad: Correct! Correct!
To which my cousin turns to me and says -
Cousin: Dude, wasn't the word Artic?
*nods her head sagely in reply*.
TABOO. SECOND TRY -
Uncle: Ok... its a type of fish
Dad: Ai yah, how can? There's so many types of fish
Uncle: Okok, it's a small fish
All the parents: EEEYYYY!! IKAN BILIS!! IKAN BILIS!!
Because yanno, reflex reply when you hear "small fish" is ... ikan bilis. Even when you're playing TABOO: AUSTRALIAN VERSION.
Current Location: LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
Current Mood: anxious
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10:29 am
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OMG. FAIL.
More than one third of my kiddies failed their Algebra test. I LOSE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA *bursts into tears*
Current Mood: hysterical. utterly hysterical
Current Music: Swirl 360 - Hey Now Now <--- HAHAHA
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12:26 pm
[Link] | Because this needs to be said to reaffirm my self-esteem and to begin the rebuilding of my entire world.
HA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEN!
*TWO THUMBS UP*
Current Music: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't say. I'd get beaten with a shoe.
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11:17 am
[Link] | Haven't been well and had a pretty nasty fever last night. Either the fever broke or panadol really is the food of the Gods because I was feeling coherent enough to SMS my student to tell her to not show up for her lesson today. Of course, as Murphy would have it, she shows up because her phone's broken.
Huh.
So the door bell rings and I get out of bed to answer the door and by the time I'm at the door I'm dizzy and really light headed (which brings back the question: Is panadol really the food of the Gods?). Managed to tell my student that "Hey, I'm sick, can we postpone the lesson?". She says "Sure, no worries" then before I can close the door I need to take a seat because I can't stand up and the next thing I know I'm on the floor with my head hurting like hell.
She freaks out, runs to her dad in the car and the two of them hoist me up onto a chair at the front of my house. So then, obviously, the first thing I say is "What was it you were having problems with in your school work?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! And her dad looks at me funny and says "Do you need to go to the doctor?"
Oh Lords, how embarassing. T____T
Later, was trundling around the house wondering why my head's hurting like hell when I realise that our big wooden hall-stand has moved about thirty cm across the hall. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!! Talk about going down with attempted style! Try to take an expensive piece of furniture down with you!!
Current Mood: my head hurts like hell
Current Music: Ooohh ~~ an avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared..
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04:27 pm
[Link] | WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL THE PIANO TEACHER THAT YOU'RE NOT IN PERTH AND YOU'VE TAKEN THE FAMILY ON A DAMN TRIP TO HONG KONG?!
*SCREAMS*
Current Mood:  angry
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05:08 pm
[Link] | OH GOD. Taught a Year Nine science class today. We were doing an activity known as Visual Purple where students would have their eyes shut and their hands over their eyes for about ten minutes. Then they'd look at a bright image quickly and shut their eyes thus (hopefully) be able to see the image in the human version of "night vision" where the image would be in black and purple.
The first time we did the activity, I entertained the class while their eyes were shut by telling them about what was happening, what to expect and the benefits of this phenomenon blah blah blah. Unfortunately, half the class stuffed up because they didn't understand that look quickly and shut your eyes meant you actually had to look quickly and shut your eyes. The girls asked if they could do the activity again. Fair enough. Why not?
So, they had their eyes shut again, except this time, I had nothing to tell them to keep them under control so OMG it started to fall apart and the girls were shouting over each other because they couldn't see when others were about to say something. THEN one kid had to go and say;
"I KNOW!! LETS TELL YOUR MOMMA JOKES!!"
And God said, "Let there be mayhem, and there was."
Kids were shouting out "Your Momma" jokes and I couldn't tell them off to control their noise levels and their behaviour because I was pissing myself laughing half the time. I looked to their normal science teacher and he's sitting in the corner pissing himself laughing as well and I swear to God, the next door classes were probably like WTF?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THERE?!
I liked this one -
"Your Momma's so fat, she ate Jenny and Craig!"
Come on guys, show the girls how it's done. Leave your best Your Momma jokes.
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Sister Sledge - We Are Family
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